Funny Halloween Sayings - Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative
Funny Halloween Quotes:
“Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.” JUDY GOLD
I am fond of eating candies and enjoying Treat O’ Trick in hot blood.
Candy on Halloween keeps and monster away, and demand for treat keeps a friend away.
Violets are blue, and your blood is red. Your window is open; thus, I am under your bed.
For children, Halloween is a day to take candies from strangers.
“Ghosts and goblins come to play on October’s final day!” RUSTY FISCHER
“There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.” ROBERT BRAULT
It’s sad that hot witches are on vacation with their boyfriends.
Being a maid, my holidays have begun seven days prior to Halloween because dust, mess, and spider web are the part of Halloween decorations.
When a stranger boy tries to harass me, I just look at him weirdly and say, Oh! can you see me?
May you enjoy your Halloween with killer witches, scary ghosts, and bloody vampires.
May your soul does not rest in peace. Happy Halloween.
“Being normal is vastly overrated.” AGGIE CROMWELL
“I must go in. The fog is rising.” Emily Dickinson
“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!”
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. Rita Rudner
I am very thankful that you are in my life. I wish you have never-ending peace, love, and calmness in your life.
We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing. George Carlin
Wish you enjoy your gobble-gobble Thanksgiving.
No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? Erma Bombeck
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. Kevin James
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. Reba McEntire