Thu. Aug 22nd, 2019

(2019) Sarah Sanderson Hocus Pocus Quotes For Instagram

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HOCUS POCUS QUOTES

HOCUS POCUS QUOTES

Hocus Pocus Quotes

HOCUS POCUS QUOTES
  • Oh, look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler),
  • Billy Butcherson: Go to hell!Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler)
  • Max: We did it, Binx we stopped them!Thackery Binx: I’ve wanted to do that for 300 years.. since they took Emily.Max: You really miss her, don’t you? Man, you can’t keep blaming yourself for that. That happened so long ago. Thackery Binx: Take good care of Dani, Max; you’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her.
    — Max Dennison (Omri Katz),
  • It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.
    — Dani (Thora Birch), Hocus Pocus
  • Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.
    — Thackery Binx (voice) (Jason Marsden), Hocus Pocus
  • You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Winifred Sanderson: Twist the bones and bend the back.Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca.Winifred Sanderson: Trim him of his baby fat.Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca.Winifred Sanderson: Give him fur black as black, just…Mary Sanderson: Like…

    Sarah: This!
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

  • Come, little children, I’ll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.
    — Sarah Sanderson (Sarah Jessica Parker), Hocus Pocus
  • Winifred Sanderson: Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!Sarah: Amok! [dances around] Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok. [Winifred punches Sarah in the stomach] Ugh!
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Miss Olin: Poor Thackery Binx. Neither his father nor his Mother nor the entire town ever knew what became of him those 300 years ago. And so, the Sanderson Sisters were hanged by the Salem town folk. Now, there are those who say that on Halloween night, a black cat still guards the old Sanderson House, warding off any who might make the Witches come back to life. Max: Give me a break.Miss Olin: Ah ha. We seem to have a skeptic in our midst. Mr. Dennison, would you care to share your California, laid-back, tie-dye point of view? Max: Okay. Granted that, uh, you folks here Salem are into all these, uh, black cats and witches and stuff…Miss Olin: Stuff?Max: Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.

    Allison: It just so happens that Halloween is based on the ancient feast called All Hallow’s Eve. It’s the one night of the year where the spirits of the dead can return to Earth.

    Max: In case Jimi Hendrix shows up tonight, here’s my number.

    The boy in Class: Max, fat chance.
    — Max Dennison (Omri Katz), Hocus Pocus

  • Master’s Wife: Aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treating?Winifred Sanderson: We’ll be younger in the morning.Master’s Wife: Yeah, sure, me, too.
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Allison: I like your costume, Dani. Dani: Thank you! I really like yours, too. Of course, I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos? [Max embarrassed nearly spits out the cider he’s drinking] Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!
    — Allison, Hocus Pocus
  • Master: They called me master.Master’s Wife: Oh, really? Well. wait until you see what I’m gonna call you!
    — Master (Garry Marshall), Hocus Pocus
  • Sarah: What is this place?Mary Sanderson: It reeks of children!Winifred Sanderson: It is a prison for children.
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Master’s Wife: Okay that’s it, the party’s over! Get out of my house! Master: Now, pudding face.Master’s Wife: Shove it, Satan!Sarah: Ooh. Thou mustn’t speak to Master in such a manner.Master: They call me Master.Master’s Wife: Wait ’til you see what I’m gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your Clark bars and get out of my house!

    Winifred Sanderson: Make us!
    [the witches gather around her]

    Master: Honeybunch.

    Master’s Wife: Ralph, sic ’em!

    [the witches runs out of the house in fear]
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

  • My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow’s Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh-oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine! [All three witches cackle]
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Winifred Sanderson: Well, tell me, friend, what is this contraption?Bus Driver: I call it a bus.Winifred Sanderson: A bus. And its purpose?Bus Driver: To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most…[cracks his knuckle] Forbidden desires.Winifred Sanderson: [laughs] Well, fancy! We desire children.Bus Driver: Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.
    — Bus Driver (Don Yesso), Hocus Pocus
  • Max: We did it, Binx we stopped them!Thackery Binx: I’ve wanted to do that for 300 years.. since they took Emily.Max: You really miss her, don’t you? Man, you can’t keep blaming yourself for that. That happened so long ago. Thackery Binx: Take good care of Dani, Max; you’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her.
    — Max Dennison (Omri Katz), Hocus Pocus
  • It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.
    — Dani (Thora Birch), Hocus Pocus
  • Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.
    — Thackery Binx (voice) (Jason Marsden), Hocus Pocus
  • You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Winifred Sanderson: Twist the bones and bend the back.Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca.Winifred Sanderson: Trim him of his baby fat.Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca.Winifred Sanderson: Give him fur black as black, just…Mary Sanderson: Like…

    Sarah: This!
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

  • Come, little children, I’ll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.
    — Sarah Sanderson (Sarah Jessica Parker), Hocus Pocus
  • Winifred Sanderson: Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!Sarah: Amok! [dances around] Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok. [Winifred punches Sarah in the stomach] Ugh!
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Miss Olin: Poor Thackery Binx. Neither his father nor his mother nor the entire town ever knew what became of him those 300 years ago. And so, the Sanderson Sisters were hanged by the Salem town folk. Now, there are those who say that on Halloween night, a black cat still guards the old Sanderson House, warding off any who might make the Witches come back to life. Max: Give me a break.Miss Olin: Ah ha. We seem to have a skeptic in our midst. Mr. Dennison, would you care to share your California, laid-back, tie-dye point of view? Max: Okay. Granted that, uh, you folks here Salem are into all these, uh, black cats and witches and stuff…Miss Olin: Stuff?Max: Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.

    Allison: It just so happens that Halloween is based on the ancient feast called All Hallow’s Eve. It’s the one night of the year where the spirits of the dead can return to Earth.

    Max: In case Jimi Hendrix shows up tonight, here’s my number.

    The boy in Class: Max, fat chance.
    — Max Dennison (Omri Katz), Hocus Pocus

  • Master’s Wife: Aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treating?Winifred Sanderson: We’ll be younger in the morning.Master’s Wife: Yeah, sure, me, too.
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Allison: I like your costume, Dani. Dani: Thank you! I really like yours, too. Of course, I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos? [Max embarrassed nearly spits out the cider he’s drinking] Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!
    — Allison, Hocus Pocus
  • Master: They called me master.Master’s Wife: Oh, really? Well. wait until you see what I’m gonna call you!
    — Master (Garry Marshall), Hocus Pocus
  • Sarah: What is this place?Mary Sanderson: It reeks of children!Winifred Sanderson: It is a prison for children.
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Master’s Wife: Okay that’s it, the party’s over! Get out of my house! Master: Now, pudding face.Master’s Wife: Shove it, Satan!Sarah: Ooh. Thou mustn’t speak to Master in such a manner.Master: They call me Master.Master’s Wife: Wait ’til you see what I’m gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your Clark bars and get out of my house!

    Winifred Sanderson: Make us!
    [the witches gather around her]

    Master: Honeybunch.

    Master’s Wife: Ralph, sic ’em!

    [the witches runs out of the house in fear]
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

  • My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow’s Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh-oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine! [All three witches cackle]
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Winifred Sanderson: Well, tell me, friend, what is this contraption?Bus Driver: I call it a bus.Winifred Sanderson: A bus. And its purpose?Bus Driver: To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most…[cracks his knuckle] Forbidden desires.Winifred Sanderson: [laughs] Well, fancy! We desire children.

    Bus Driver: Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.
    — Bus Driver (Don Yesso), Hocus Pocus

  • Thackery’s Father: Winifred Sanderson?Winifred Sanderson: Yes?Thackery’s Father: I will ask thee one final time.Winifred Sanderson: Yes?Thackery’s Father: What hast thou done with my son, Thackery?

    Winifred Sanderson: Thackery? Hmm.

    Thackery’s Father: Answer me!

    Winifred Sanderson: Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue. [Winifred, Mary, and Sarah laugh at her own joke as Binx angrily meows]

    Winifred Sanderson: [thunder clash]
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

  • Jay: [with a tree-filled full of numerous rolls of toilet paper in the background] You want to smash some pumpkins? Ernie ‘Ice’: No. Jay: Well then, do you want to look in windows and watch babes undress?Ernie ‘Ice’: It’s 3 am. They’re undressed already.Jay: [throws another roll of toilet paper] Well then, you think of something!

    Ernie ‘Ice’: [grumpy eating candy] Look, I don’t feel so hot.

    Jay: It’s because you’re eating too much candy, you oinker! [hits Ice causing him to drop a piece of candy he was eating]
    — Ernie / ‘Ice’ (Larry Bagby), Hocus Pocus

  • [Exiting the clay oven where they were lured by a learn-to-speak French tape] Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, Je veux mon livre.
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Winifred Sanderson: Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies. Mary Sanderson: Spending a quiet evening at home.Sarah: Sucking the lives out of little children! [Winifred chokes Sarah]
    — Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus
  • Max: [looking at the salt can] Well, what does it say?Allison: Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.Max: And what about new boyfriends?
    — Max Dennison (Omri Katz), Hocus Pocus
  • Dani: You’re my kitty now. You’ll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you’ll only hunt mice for fun. Voice of Thackery Binx: You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats. Dani: [giggles] You betcha.
    — Dani (Thora Birch), Hocus Pocus
  • Sarah: I am alive!Winifred Sanderson: Damn that boy, he’s tricked us again.Mary Sanderson: Oh, you’re right, you’re always right.Winifred Sanderson: [Interjects] It’s my curse, that and you two! Get off me, you thundering oafs!
    — Sarah Sanderson (Sarah Jessica Parker), Hocus Pocus
  • [Sarah is pushed onto the “black river”, but lands straight up]
    Sarah: ‘Tis firm! ‘Tis firm as stone!Winifred Sanderson: Why it’s a road!
    — Sarah Sanderson (Sarah Jessica Parker), Hocus Pocus
  • Dani: [as they plan to go to the Sanderson house] Max, I’m not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It’s weird! Max: Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.Dani: So take her to the movies like a normal person.Max: Dani! Look just do this one thing for me, and I’ll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?Dani: Okay, okay. Next year, we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan…[looks him straight in the eye]…with tights or it’s no deal.

    Max: [as Dani attempts to leave] Okay, okay, deal, deal.
    — Dani (Thora Birch), Hocus Pocus

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